HAPPY SUMMER -- and Thanks for coming back. Apparently, if you want something done right, ya' have ta DO IT YOURSELF; or so say the growing number of highly paid and acclaimed authors who've given up their hefty book contracts with major publishers to self-publish and get a p/t like the rest of us!!
Gotta love ya' if you don't know by now that — I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and ummmsin my audio because I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!
HAPPY NEW YEAR -- and Thanks for coming back. I start 2011 off aggravated and confused (what else is new?). My rent is due -- so should I start writing for one of those nifty, Internet content aggregators, or WHAT?
And you must be from Mars if you don't know that — I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and ummmsin my audio because I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!
HAPPY SUMMER -- and Thanks for coming back. Call me stupid, but IMHO, it's high time somebody around here defended the goddamned STORY! What say you, Wednesday?
And by this time, you have got to know that — I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and ummmsin my audio because I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!
HAPPY NEW YEAR -- and thanks for coming back. It's been an honor to bloviate in your ear for the past year; and I intend to provide you with yet, ANOTHER year of caffiene-driven rants and slang-infused slobbering!
As you know from last year — I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and ummmsin my audio because I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!
Thanks for coming back. Now we know why the scientists in wherever-they-are can't get that stupid particle accelerator to work. They don't have the crucial, NaNoWriMo Particle that has drivien every novelist on the globe to a panic-infused madness for the past month!
And I take it, you know — I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and ummmsin my audio because I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!
Thanks for coming back. In this episode, I thought it would be a good idea to pay homage to the sick and twisted movies about writing that we can't seem to get enough of.... (at least I can't LOL )
And you already know — I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and ummmsin my audio because I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!
In this episode, I wonder aloud –What the fuck is WRONG with me? Why can't my trifling ass get (my WIP) "BAKED-OFF" finished?
Suffice it to say, I'm miserable -- and I need company -- so listen in! If you like, you can also CLICK HERE and enjoy a PRE-RELEASE EXCERPT of this hot mess! LOL
And I take it, you know — I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and ummmsin my audio because I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!
(This episode is the FIRST of a multi-part discussion, BTW)
Can you believe this is my 10th episode? Anyway, it's not enough 2 B an author, nowadays. Now, you have 2 B an inkoil salesman; hawking your literary lotions & published potions all over the stinking Intrrnetz!
Don’t fret. If you can’t sell a book to save your life, I’ve placed links to a few of those mindless author marketing networks, right here. Go to each and set up your own page:
Thanks for coming back. In this episode, I fight the good fight --for goddamned respect for my shitty writing -- in the city of supervillianous superagents and reviewers; who set out to reject and pound writers into perilous submission.... (or so the tortured writer is convinced)
And you already know — I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and ummmsin my audio because I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!
Thanks for coming back. In this episode, I take a look at the assortment of superfluous computer programs out today which are designed to quell writers into a false sense of competency.
Don't fret. If you can't write a book to save your life, I've placed links to some of those dumb-assed helper programs, right here:
like the rest of us!!
