Thanks for coming back. In this episode, I thought it would be a good idea to pay homage to the sick and twisted movies about writing that we can’t seem to get enough of…. (at least I can’t  LOL )

And you already know — I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and ummms in my audio because I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!

Enjoy.

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Thanks for coming back. I know it’s been awhile.

In this episode, I wonder aloud –What the fuck is WRONG with me? Why can’t my trifling ass get (my WIP) “BAKED-OFF” finished?

Suffice it to say, I’m miserable — and I need company — so listen in! If you like, you can also CLICK HERE and enjoy a PRE-RELEASE EXCERPT of this hot mess!  LOL

And I take it, you know — I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and ummms in my audio because I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!

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Thanks for coming back.

(This episode is the FIRST of a multi-part discussion, BTW)

Can you believe this is my 10th episode? Anyway, it’s not enough 2 B an author, nowadays.  Now, you have 2 B an  inkoil salesman; hawking your literary lotions & published potions all over the stinking Intrrnetz!

Don’t fret. If you can’t sell a book to save your life, I’ve placed links to a few of those mindless author marketing networks, right here. Go to each and set up your own page:

• Amazon Author Central
• aNobii
• Authonomy
• Author Nation
• Author Tree
• Author’s Den
• Authortrek Interviews
• Black Writers Space
• Book Army
• Book Tour
• Eventful
• Facebook
• FiledBy
• Goodreads
• Internet Book Database
• Library Thing
• Blastgroups
• MySpace
• Nothing Binding
• Open Library
• PLURK
• PPYBP
• Red Room
• Scribd
• Shelfari
• ShoutLife
• SQUiDOO
• Twellow
• twitter
• Twitter Groups
• WattPad
• weRead
• You Tube

And as everybody knows — I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and ummms in my audio because I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!

Enjoy.

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Thanks for coming back. In this episode, I fight the good fight –for goddamned respect for my shitty writing — in the city of supervillianous superagents and reviewers; who set out to reject and pound writers into perilous submission…. (or so the tortured writer is convinced)

And you already know — I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and ummms in my audio because I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!

Enjoy.

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Thanks for coming back. In this episode, I take a look at the assortment of superfluous computer programs out today which are designed to quell writers into a false sense of competency.

Don’t fret. If you can’t write a book to save your life, I’ve placed links to some of those dumb-assed helper programs, right here:

• STORYBOOK
• yWRITER
• WRITEWAY
• MY NOVEL
• WRITER’S BLOCKS
• ROUGH DRAFT
• WRITE SPARKS
• WRITE IT NOW
• NEW NOVELIST
• MOVIE OUTLINE
• STORY WEAVER, DRAMATICA PRO & MOVIE MAGIC SCREENWRITER
• FINAL DRAFT
• CELTX
• OPEN OFFICE
• MS WORD 2007

And as you know — I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and ummms in my audio because I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!

Enjoy.

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Thanks for coming back. In this episode, I irritate you to no apparent end by incorrigibly yapping about my very first novel, Sculptured Nails and NAPPY HAiR .

You can’t expect me to READ from the book… I mean… YOU’VE heard how awful my voice sounds in these podcasts, haven’t you?

Here’s the book trailer:

Also — you can read the only sanitized story in the book, The Mimosa Tree, by clicking through to SCRIBD.

And as you know — I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and ummms in my audio because I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!

Enjoy.

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Thanks for coming back. This episode has me singin’ the CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT Blues — in the key of WAY, WAY OFF. (So far off, in fact — that I’ve had to cut my ridiculous rambling short to fit the podcast limit!)

Like I’ve said —  I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!

Enjoy.

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Thanks for coming back. This episode has me in my usual, run-on-sentence mode; unharmoniously harping about my third novel, HANDLE TiME

Please don’t look for me to READ from the book… I mean… YOU’VE heard how awful my voice sounds in these podcasts, haven’t you?

Here’s the book trailer:

Here’s a Video Book Review from DOTTiE RANDAZZO REVIEWS:

And here’s my usual aside — I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and ummms in my audio because I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!

Enjoy.

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Thanks for coming back. This episode has me throwing my cerebrally menopausal two cents into the crack of my CYBERASS (don’t be stupid. I’m referring to the excess weight I’ve gained since I began writing novels).

And here’s my usual aside — I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and ummms in my audio because I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!

Enjoy.

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Thanks for coming back. This episode has me ranting about the (figurative) straitjacket placed on the backs of fiction novelists by the world-at large (or… by themselves, for that matter).

And here’s my usual aside — I use a lot of annoying uhhhs and ummms in my audio because I’m a writer, you dolt — not a broadcaster!

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